Al_U_Card Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 At the last tournament he entered, Chuck Norris won the Knock-outs by acclamation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When Chuck Norris directs the game, there are NO irregularities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Every level belongs to Chuck Norris. Edit: Chuck Norris never makes redundant posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Every level belongs to Chuck Norris. Yellow card on the IP.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keylime Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chuck Norris' skill at executing a squeeze instills instant submission to his line of play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chuck Norris once executed a non-simultaneous double squeeze simultaneously. Without a threat card in any of the suits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Don't worry about what the auction: 1♥ - 2♥;3♣ means. 3♣ is natural. Chuck Norris never needs "help." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Due to an error on his partner's part, Chuck Norris once found himself declaring a grand slam without the ace of trump. After briefly considering killing his partner, he instead intimidated his RHO, who had the ace of trump, and induced a revoke, thereby making 7; however, the director ruled that one trick did not restore equity to Chuck. So, lacking the ace of trump, Chuck Norris became the first player in recorded history to make an overtrick in a grand slam, scoring up 1540. Not 2240. Chuck Norris is NEVER vulnerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 chuck norris never miscounts, sometimes there are 14 cards in a suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpace Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 When Chuck Norris defends, ice cold contracts vaporize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 There are no prime numbers-- only numbers Chuck Norris hasn't factored yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 The last time Chuck Norris executed a trump coup, three South American governments fell. Easily my favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy4hoop Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 When Gee plays with Chuck Norris, he automatically assumes the role of "crew." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmar Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 When Chuck Norris executes a squeeze, every card in his hand is a threat card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtfanclub Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Chuck Norris always declares...because nobody has the courage to tell Chuck Norris that he's the dummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 When Chuck Norris plays odd-even signals, all of your signals have to be odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 When Chuck Norris plays odd-even signals, all of your signals have to be odd. When Chuck signals, odd demands; even forbids. Chuck doesn't "encourage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1eyedjack Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Finesse is an alien concept to Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Finesse is an alien concept to Chuck Norris And why would he? He once dropped a doubleton king offside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 If you look closely at this face-card, you will see that the "Man with the axe" is based on Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Playing against Chuck Norris gives new meaning to the term "post-mortem". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Never be surprised to hear Chuck Norris opponents referring to the fact that they just got "clobbered". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 All shifts are obvious to Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1eyedjack Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Finesse is an alien concept to Chuck Norris And why would he? He once dropped a doubleton king offside. You are right. For us mortals, we have to rely on dropping a singleton King offside. But when Chuck Norris plays the Ace, the next hand with Kx naturally sacrifices the King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Finesse is an alien concept to Chuck Norris And why would he? He once dropped a doubleton king offside. You are right. For us mortals, we have to rely on dropping a singleton King offside. But when Chuck Norris plays the Ace, the next hand with Kx naturally sacrifices the King. Ahhhh, THAT is the Norris unblock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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