Al_U_Card Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Chuck Norris is such a good bridge player that he brought home a tough 3NT contract by using a cross-ruff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 When Chuck Norris refuses a finesse, the off-side missing honor is always singleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't need to count the hands, he KNOWS where the cards are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtfanclub Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Chuck Norris is so inspirational, in MPs his opponents give 110%! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babalu1997 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Chuck Norris is such a good bridge player that he brought home a tough 3NT contract by using a cross-ruff. I am never that lucky, in 3nt i get overruffed, when trying to cash side tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 When Chuck Norris claims, he is always conceded an extra overtrick. (The opps being grateful for not being further humiliated.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. (I know, it's not bridge-related, but it IS my favorite, and it IS the Water Cooler). More in keeping with the original post: When Chuck Norris leads out of turn, you don't have 5 options; you have 1: You WILL accept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 When you play against Chuck, your double cards shrivel up. The five level belongs to the opponents. ALL bidding levels belong to Chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chuck brings a whole new meaning to a vice squeeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 No one makes snide remarks when Chuck Norris posts on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 There is no doubt, Chuck Norris wins the post mortem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When Chuck Norris says "WTP? This should be unanimous," it IS unanimous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
han Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When Chuck Norris posts a defensive problem, people answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 There is no doubt, Chuck Norris wins the post mortem. Judging from the dead bodies, you don't want to be in a post mortem with Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chuck Norris gives new meaning to the term "slam". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When Chuck Norris cuts the deck, you have to get a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmar Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When Chuck Norris cuts the deck, you have to get a new one. He does it lengthwise, with a karate chop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 when chuck norris uses the stop card, the other players cease breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicklont Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When Chuck Norris executes a throw in, you hear breaking glass (if you didn´t disappear in the elimination play). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When Chuck Norris posts a defensive problem, people answer. This was when I realized that you guys are joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 And why is this funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicklont Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 And why is this funny? When Chuck Norris says it's funny......... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 when chuck norris uses the stop card, the other players cease breathing. So far, the best. When Chuck Norris executes a bath coup, you need to towel dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 And why is this funny? When Chuck Norris says it's funny......... :) When Chuck Norris says European, you have to go to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When Chuck Norris says brb, he's back before the message appears on your computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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