babalu1997 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A person whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past week investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike777 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry Very true! I love this long post and hope to see more such as this. As for me this week I am going Hog wild and buying like a kid in a candy store. I have not felt this good since 1987, though around 2000-2002 was not bad it was never like this!. :P This sort of reminds me of my second day on the job in 1980! I, we all, got a message from the chairman of the board. In my new job I was informed that my new company, Merrill Lynch was not going to go out of business! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris3161 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 What is the collective noun for Bankers? A Wunch :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Fun-dies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Sucker The new sport where you get your balls kicked around as the "cash-rich" buy up all those stocks that you just sold at a loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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