sceptic Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a Couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the Blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think You're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Be careful what you wish for Wayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted July 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 I married her :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Good move man x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Yes, I fired the guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 just last tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. Why? If you are stressed out you are ill, and should get a note from the doctor that you cannot work and there should be no problem. This way you are hurting your future. And no, this has never happened to me. I never saw co-workers acting so crazy. And light bulbs don't make noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 When I want a few days off I just start going for 1100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 And light bulbs don't make noises. They do in my world! (and if that statement is not leaving yourself wide open I have no idea what is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayos Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 How many (insert ethnic gruop here) would it take to unscrew wayne so he can go how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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