Guest Jlall Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 so i wa s out at a cubw tih this girl who obv wantns me and obv i want her but she started flirting with rando dude so i stared fltiruding with rando 6 food blonde, but then i was gettin stalked bt the tall blonde, and iwas like ***** THSI imtired of game sbecvause you knowi reallyt dontdo games and ***** so i took the girl aside and was like "yeah i was onlygitlyignwith rando girlcuz you were flirting with rando guy" and then i tried to kiss her and BOOM SHOT DOWN. so i was liek "look dont worr y i undenrstand i wiefhted the risk/rwardof thsi ***** and she was liek WTF and then i was abotu to leave and she was lik dont leave soi tired tomake out with ehr again successfully, and then i just kinda left for a bit, WTF? GIRLS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 tbh irealyllike the girl but that is scary sine motgirls idont give a sht about you knwo but this one i do WTF. i prefe not careing about girls etc LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 qw i 45j3d53e? b5bh wh3 w33mw donruwe ` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 i cabnt realoly date girls as a bridge pro since im awlays gone,..wtf do you guys tinkg? solution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_h Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Might turn out to an advantage. When my aunt was young she said she wanted to marry a sailor so that she could have the house for herself most of the time. She married an international TV reporter and complained all the time about his drinking but at least he was out of town most weeks so their marriage lasted till he fell down. Also bridge might sometimes create an entry. I was sitting at this lesbian disco playing with 3 other LOLs while a fifth one stepped by, she couldn't tell a heart from a spade but she said she wanted to learn to play bridge. I said OK I will teach you, your place or mine? So I put an add on a web forum to find more students. Only one woman responded so I had to start with only two students and it was very frustrating because this woman from the disco didn't care about bridge, she just got the impression that you had to be able to pretend to play bridge in order to be succesful at the disco, while the other woman was really motivated for learning to play bridge. So we split up after the first session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Still not sure what was going on here, but... Justin met her in a club down in old sohoWhere you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola C-o-l-a colaShe walked up to him and she asked him to danceJlall asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lolaL-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well Justin's not the worlds most physical guyBut when she squeezed him tight she nearly broke his spineOh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lolaWell he's not dumb but he cant understandWhy she walked like a woman and talked like a manOh Justin's lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well they drank champagne and danced all nightUnder electric candlelightShe picked him up and sat him on her kneeAnd said dear boy wont you come home with meWell Justin's not the worlds most passionate guyBut when he looked in her eyes well he almost fell for his lolaLo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lolaLola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola He pushed her awayHe walked to the doorHe fell to the floorHe got down on his kneesThen he looked at her and she at him Well thats the way that Justin wants it to stayAnd he always wants it to be that way for his lolaLo-lo-lo-lo lolaGirls will be boys and boys will be girlsIts a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lolaLo-lo-lo-lo lola Well he left home just a week beforeAnd he'd never ever kissed a woman beforeBut lola smiled and took him by the handAnd said dear boy Im gonna make you a man Well he's not the worlds most masculine manBut he knows what his is and he's glad he's a manAnd so is lolaLo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lolaLola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo81 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Were you really this drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo81 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 i cabnt realoly date girls as a bridge pro since im awlays gone,..wtf do you guys tinkg? solution? Many positions that require travel usually list the % in the job description. Whats your %? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 WTF lol...Actually I remember writing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgr Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 WTF lol...Actually I remember writing this. that is the most scaring part then :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'm nominating this thread for the Hall of Fame. I think Helene's post is more mysterious and interesting than JL's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zasanya Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Cant think of anything remotely philosophical.Just got reminded that there exists a generation gap.And also a culture gap.Take care Dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I just noticed the subtitle "even rexford" hahaha. ♥ Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'm nominating this thread for the Hall of Fame. I think Helene's post is more mysterious and interesting than JL's. That's exactly how I got my start -- at a lesbian disco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerclee Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 qw i 45j3d53e? b5bh wh3 w33mw donruwe ` I know exactly how you feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 qw i 45j3d53e? b5bh wh3 w33mw donruwe ` I know exactly how you feel. Actually, in an amazing eureka moment, Justin may have solved the scret to understanding women. If the rest of us could just figure out what this means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rona_ Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 i cabnt realoly date girls as a bridge pro since im awlays gone,..wtf do you guys tinkg? solution?I think drink-posting should be illegal. You should be able to construct a paragraph in your native tongue without using "*****" and "WTF" in every sentence. Girls don't like drunks, or being kissed by drunks. I think this is the silliest thread I have ever come across in BBO forums. If you can't find dates because you are a travelling pro, and dating is important to you, you should find another job. To find a job you need a few college degrees so I hope you have them. If I misunderstood the thread or missed the joke, I think I should apologise, otherwise ...........not. :) Well, you asked what readers think. This is what I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtfanclub Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Girls don't like drunks, or being kissed by drunks. Then why do they hang out in bars? I swear, you want to meet an unmarried woman these days, you have to either go to bars or lesbian discos.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 i cabnt realoly date girls as a bridge pro since im awlays gone,..wtf do you guys tinkg? solution?I think drink-posting should be illegal. You should be able to construct a paragraph in your native tongue without using "*****" and "WTF" in every sentence. Girls don't like drunks, or being kissed by drunks. I think this is the silliest thread I have ever come across in BBO forums. If you can't find dates because you are a travelling pro, and dating is important to you, you should find another job. To find a job you need a few college degrees so I hope you have them. If I misunderstood the thread or missed the joke, I think I should apologise, otherwise ...........not. :) Well, you asked what readers think. This is what I think. Oh please, the morality police is on the scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimG Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Oh please, the morality police is on the scene. Republicans are EVERYWHERE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I swear, you want to meet an unmarried woman these days, you have to either go to bars or lesbian discos.... who wants to meet unmarried women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1303 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 *puts up his hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goobers Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Justin should get points for managing to put this topic in the right forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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