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Triple Super-Secret Zoom-In X-Ray Truth Vision


Winstonm

Should triple-super-secret zoom-in x-ray truth vision be a requirment of the oval office?  

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  1. 1. Should triple-super-secret zoom-in x-ray truth vision be a requirment of the oval office?

    • A) Absolutely - how else can you read others' souls?
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    • B) No. There are plenty of out-of-work mind-readers who need a government gig.
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    • C) No. It's more important to have super-hearing so the president doesn't have to wiretap.
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    • D) No. As long as he or she can tap at all, and comes in at least second on Dancing With the Candidates.
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    • E) One word: kryptonite
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    • F) Other
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From an article by Ray McGovern (emphasis added)

 

On June 13, 2006, Bush flew to Baghdad to size up Prime Minister Maliki. The president told American troops gathered in the "heavily fortified Green Zone" that he had come "to look Prime Minister Maliki in the eyes – to determine whether or not he is as dedicated to a free Iraq as you are. I believe he is."

 

This, of course, was not the first display of the president's propensity to draw significant impressions from eyeballing foreign leaders. Five years before, Bush had quickly taken the measure of Russia's Vladimir Putin: "I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. … I was able to get a sense of his soul."

 

I think it of value to catelogue the body parts most responsible for our safekeeping, in order to know what attributes are of most worth to possess. So far, I have these 3 listed - feel free to add:

1. Bush's eyeballs

2. Michael Chertoff's gut

3. Dick Cheney's itchy trigger finger

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I think it of value to catalog the body parts most responsible for our safekeeping, in order to know what attributes are of most worth to possess. So far, I have these 3 listed - feel free to add:

1. Bush's eyeballs

2. Michael Chertoff's gut

3. Dick Cheney's itchy trigger finger

Someone needs a set of brass balls.

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