sceptic Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUROWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEWDENTIST I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HISFULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOLCLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINEDFACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTERHE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .. "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY,OLD,BALD,WRINKLED,FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED,DECREPITSON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,"WHAT DID YOU TEACH ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 You might have taught....him some manners. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Old is good. You get discounts at the Dairy Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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