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sceptic

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR

OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

 

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE

WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW

DENTIST I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS

FULL NAME.

 

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED

BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL

CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

 

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,

WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY

 

DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

 

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED

FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER

HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED

MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..

 

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

 

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

 

HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

 

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.

 

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

 

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ASS,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???

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