dogsbreath Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I don't play with Polish players ..'cos I'm too lazy to learn WJ2005 I don't play with USA players ..'cos lots of them are Yankee fans I don't play with French players ..'cos one of them was rude to me in 1971 I don't play with Dutch players ..'cos one of them stole my bicycle I don't play with Irish players ..'cos they cant count and they chat too much I don't play with Turkish players ..'cos they always re-double I don't play with Australians ..'cos they only want to play in the middle of the night I don't play with Chinese ..'cos they write daft characters in my chat box I don't play in Individual events ..'cos I get all the weak players I don't play in Team events ..'cos I don't like the barometer I don't play in Pay tourneys ..'cos I'm too mean I don't play in MP tourneys ..'cos they're too slow I havent played much lately .. has anyone got any suggestions? Rgds Dogsbreath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
han Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Get over the bicylce. It happens, don't let it ruin your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joker_gib Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Watch vugraph ! ;) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 We play the Polish Club! <sing> ;) P.S. If you have lost your bicycle, ask a nearby junkie if he will sell it back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 have you tried flossing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascade Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I thought the reason not to play with Turks is that none of them can figure out how to accurately self-rate. Did they catch that off the Americans? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Get over the bicylce. It happens, don't let it ruin your life. Sr Han but this attitude drives me nuts. Bicycle theft is extremely annoying, I never understood why it is considered normal in the Netherlands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
han Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 It was a joke. Hate to spell it out but I was suggesting that none of the things that dogsbreath mentioned were terrible but not playing with Dutch bridge players would ruin his life. I did not mean that stealing bikes isn't bad, I hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Han, have you no shame? Did you not see what horror this caused Mr. Herman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 It was a joke. Hate to spell it out but I was suggesting that none of the things that dogsbreath mentioned were terrible but not playing with Dutch bridge players would ruin his life. I did not mean that stealing bikes isn't bad, I hate it. you hate it, but you do it anyway?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 At some point one of my bicycles was quite broken and I wanted to "give it up" so I just parked it somewhere, expecting it to be stolen :) This worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicklont Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 At some point one of my bicycles was quite broken and I wanted to "give it up" so I just parked it somewhere, expecting it to be stolen :) This worked. Two wrongs don't make a right...Haha! Never seen a more appropriate signature! You could just buy a new (or second hand) bike and trade in the old one. You might not get a discount for it but the shop will know how to dispose of it properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 You can play spannish tournamets, but I'm afraid you won't understand a word of what they say. And no, nobody counts there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 You can play spannish tournamets, but I'm afraid you won't understand a word of what they say. And no, nobody counts there. You dont need to understand anything Martin..... just watch out for the jajajajajajaja bit..it means someone said something funny (or, as is more likely the case, they were ridiculing your declarer play). May i suggest you play against Tibetan players.....they are very honest and good company... The only thing is on the 2 occasions i did play against them they made a rather protracted brb as they had to go throw some more yak dung on the (eco-friendly) stove in the corner of the yurt :) On one occasion, i made the comment, ' I smell a rat' after he made a rather curious discard....his reply was that i must have a sixth sense to know what he had just thrown on the stove :* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Perhaps you could take up the cello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Perhaps you could take up the cello? was that a typo Winston Did you mean to say Jello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanM Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 At some point one of my bicycles was quite broken and I wanted to "give it up" so I just parked it somewhere, expecting it to be stolen :) This worked.Chip refused to give up the bike he'd had since college because it was so old that no-one would steal it. It finally got so old that the repair shop told him it was dangerous and he had to get a new one and a good lock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Perhaps you could take up the cello? was that a typo Winston Did you mean to say Jello? No, statistics verify that less than 1% of the world's population rides a cello to work' however, cello theft may rise drmatically in the future due to rising fuel costs. But, hey, you got to take some risks in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1303 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Riding a cello? Where I come from the cello is essentially a big violin! Or was I missing something there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossoneri Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Someone could be the next YoYoMa! Or you could play with Singaporeans. We look like we are speaking English, but you will realise that you don't understand after a few sentences. =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zasanya Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Play with the Indians.Very soon you will convince yourself that you are 'real expert'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Riding a cello? Where I come from the cello is essentially a big violin! Or was I missing something there? No, it just means you are sane. It takes a twisted mind to follow the twisted attempt at humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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