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Worst Valentines Day EVER


hrothgar

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I had a blood test last year that showed four food allergies: chocolate, strawberries, onions, and potatoes. Bummer...

 

I told my brother-in-law, and he said he'd ignore the chocolate finding because life is not living without chocolate. I kind of disagree, but understand the sentiment.

 

My recommendation is to add more sex as a substitute.

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Although I find a sensitivity to chocolate to be very disturbing and unfortunate, I'm not sure that this would classify as the worst Valentine's Day ever. I would, for example, imagine that other itchy-scratchy issues might be more troubling as a result of or related to Valentine's Day activities.
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My recommendation is to add more sex as a substitute.

Wow, I never thought about it that way. Evolutionary biologists have been wondering for more than a century what the purpose of sexual reproduction is. The answer seems obvious now you know it: it's a chocolate surrogate of course :P

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