sceptic Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 You need to empty a bath for a test, if you fail you are going to be Institutionalized in the nut house for the rest of your life What would you use to empty the bath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Trick question. The bucket will go quickly but give you a crap result. If the cup is Hyacinth Bucket's fine china it will be thin enough to be nearly as good as the spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike777 Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 You need to empty a bath for a test, if you fail you are going to be Institutionalized in the nut house for the rest of your life What would you use to empty the bath? If I fail what?What am I trying to pass, some test, draining the bath tub, other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 I'll grab the teaspoon, myself. I'm guessing that the bath has a drain. I'm not sure what is going on to stop that drain from working, but it seems that a teaspoon will offer me the best options in opening that drain. Maybe I need to stick the handle down into the hole to free a clog. Maybe I need leverage to open up the stopper. Heck - I might even want to unscrew something. My second thought was to use the bucket to crack the tub, which allows the water to flow out, but then I might be seen as a violent person. I do not want that. Plus, I doubt that the bucket is strong enough for that task. However, it the bucket has a removable handle, that might actually work better than the spoon. I'd have to see the bucket. I keep thinking of ways to smash the teacup to get charp pieces that might somehow be useful, but I'm not really liking the options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Geez Ken, is that the best system that you can come up with?? :) (on short notice, understandably) rofl :D Actually some of those ideas (I guess modern day acrylic tubs are easier to smash than the enamelled metal ones) were pretty decent! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
han Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 For some of the posters here the nuthouse may be a step up. I'll take the hair drier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfay Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 :) :) :lol: I love this one. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inquiry Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Gosh..... Simply pull the plug... if you use any of those devices, they should lock you up. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 don't drink and post. on that note, is it water that is in the bath or something else? also, i hope there is no baby in the bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 A small nuclear device, to make sure all the water is evaporated - wait, you did say this bath was in Iran, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Even tho I voted spoon, how about using the bucket at first to fill flagons and then drink the rest and then lick up the residue......you did say that the bathtub was full of gin?..... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Soon you will realize the truth... There IS no spoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 For some of the posters here the nuthouse may be a step up. Ron, please use your own account instead of Han's. Btw it's safe to go bathing with a hairdryer, saw it on brainiac. FWIW, I will put the bucket over my head and tell the guards at the nut house that I'm a psychiatrist and that I have a meeting down town. Then they will probably let me go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 This is just like a defensive bridge problem, I can see why anything I try is going to fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted January 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 The nuthouse for the lot of you I of course just pull the plug out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 The nuthouse for the lot of you I of course just pull the plug out And just as you pull the plug an earthquake tilts the foundation, placing the drain above the lowest part of the tub. And you scoffed at a small nuclear device. Who's crazy, now, Bub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 I sell the nuclear device to the highest bidder? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 This is just like a defensive bridge problem, I can see why anything I try is going to fail. Ah, but there's a stepping stone squeeze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 If you squeeze the bathtup, they may not have the guts to lock you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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