bid_em_up Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 All I know is that I would run a whole helluva lot faster if I was being chased by a bearTwo hikers on a trail came around the bend to find an enormous brown bear about 75 yards up the trail. The bear spies them and begins running toward them at a full gallop. One hiker drops his backpack, sits down, throws off his boots, and starts lacing up a pair of running shoes. The other hiker says: "What are you doing? You will never outrun that bear!". The first hiker replies: "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you." Later on, having managed to escape the bear, the two hikers were further down the trail when one of them was unfortunately bitten by a rattlesnake in his privates. The other hiker pulled out his cell phone and called 911 asking what he should do for his friend. He was informed that he needed to make an incision where the bite occurred and suck the venom out. The unlucky hiker asked excitedly as the other one hung up the phone "What did they say?" To which his friend replied gravely, "They said....that you are going to die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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