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Coincidence?!?!?


kenrexford

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So, my Grandmother-in-Law just had surgery on her neck to resolve some bone issues that were causing her discomfort. The surgery went well. However, as a routine measure, she was hooked up to morphine and got confused as to what she was supposed to do with the button, pushing it constantly. As a result of this confusion, apparently the hospital had a beer and sex party with the doctors and nurses, secret agents were in the hospital secretly meeting with my G-mom-in-law about the drug sales going on at the hospital, apples started growing out of a tree that was planted in the wallpaper, and I was lurking around the hospital last night trying to stop all of this nonsense, sort of floating around.

 

So, when I went to visit her, I noticed that the first name on the list of patients in her section was a gentleman by the name of "Philip K." Hmmmmm.

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