Rain Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Rules: You can choose to be either male or female. You will experience life fully as this animal for the day - if you are a delicious animal and get chosen to be eaten, sorry, but we'll all miss you. Apple is a trick choice. Heh Heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted May 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 I want to be a shark. I want to EAT PEOPLE not get eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 I prefer the eagle, but dolphin (if you mean porpoise, of course). I wasnt aware that apples qualified.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaw Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 What? No cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaw Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 What? No cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaw Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Oh. Lion :P Missed that :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtfanclub Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Can I pick Ebola, and can I pick where as well as what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeGee Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 I voted for tame dog, as it means I'd be looked after and have no responsibilities. Even my sh*t would be cleaned up for me. However, if I lived in Korea...... :( Geoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 A dolphin (but not in a region where they are hunted). So long and thanks for all the fish :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo81 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Male lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peaceman Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Either Flamingo, because it flies, or, if could pick my own option...Dennis Rodman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted May 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 So far the survey results: In order of popularity 1) Tame dog (4 votes)2) Lion, Dolphin, Apple (2 votes each)5) Chimpanzee, Shark (1 vote each) Dogs beat out the 2nd place choices by a whopping 50% margin. Which proves that dogs are perceived to be the most superiorest bestest animal in the world, and since there is wisdom in crowd, this must be the truest fact in the world. The disparity between the 2nd tier choice animals (predator, smart and cute water mammal, and a fruit) displays the diversity of BBFers. We all choose what we'd rather be, as opposed to what we are now. So predator votes are by those who feel most attacked. Dolphins must be by those who hate water. And fruits are chosen by non fruits. This is written in black and white, hence it must be a fact. Chimpanzees and Sharks are the only other animals who made the cut and actually ganered some votes. This proves BBFers are not paying much attention, because chimps are very smart and funny and can perform cute tricks, while sharks are just delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
han Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 I seriously voted for apple, seems nice, a day off from thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdonn Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 I seriously voted for apple, seems nice, a day off from thinking. Until you get eaten that is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 I voted Chimp, assuming that I'll be able to remember the experience the day after. I think it would make the most interesting news to report on how it feels to be a chimp. If it were for a lifetime, I'd probably vote for either tame dog or dolphin, allthough tame cat would be even better. Seems more comfortable. As for Ebola: sorry, it's not an animal. As for apples: contrary to what the German language may suggest, apples are not male. The tree is hermafrodite. The fruit could be described as a lump of nutrients that goes with the embryo, something like a placenta but then for a different "purpose". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Apple is my favorite animalNo complications, no pain, no etcNo silly arguments with my peers on defensive signalsJust wait there til you get eaten by a superior beingSounds quite fun :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 I think it would make the most interesting news to report on how it feels to be a chimp. "Crazy Dutch lady making weird noises and telling delusional stories about eating bananas all day" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
han Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Just wait there til you get eaten by a superior being I would appreciate it if you kept these comments to yourself. Us apples have been around far longer than you. As for being a male lion, I didn't like that. I kept hurting myself when I tried to brush the hair out of my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrothgar Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Of the animals listed, a penguin... However, I admit that my #1 choice would be an octopus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goobers Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Specifically the Linux penguin. You get to be a bird AND dress fancy; sweet deal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I think it would make the most interesting news to report on how it feels to be a chimp. "Crazy Dutch lady making weird noises and telling delusional stories about eating bananas all day" ? Now that you put it that way, I realize that it probably isn't such a good idea. A friend of mine had a similar experience a few years ago, and instead of hitting the Newsweek front page she was admitted to a psychiatric hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hog Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Male lion. Hmmmm. I don't think I've ever seen a female lion. Now a lioness on the other hand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 C'mon Ron, forget that and get with promoting the "hog" option. B) Would it be wild or hedge ? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BebopKid Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Male Dolphin, hey underwater mating. Need I say more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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