The Dog Ate My Homework

[Winstonm]

Sometimes it gets almost too comical for anger.

 

Congressional oversight committees and reporters covering the U.S. attorneys firing scandal waited with bated breath Thursday night for yet another huge document drop revealing more details in the Bush administration's plan to fire eight U.S. attorneys.

 

They waited, and waited. But the documents weren't delivered to the House and Senate Judiciary committees until this morning because -- no joke -- the Justice Department's copy machine broke.

As if the broken copier weren't enough, something even worse happened: the DOJ's computer server went down this morning just as agency officials were trying to email around 2,000 pages worth of documents to Capitol Hill.

 

But wait, that's not all! After the server went down, the car transporting hard copies of the documents to the Hill got a flat tire.Or at least that's the dog-ate-my-homework excuse the Justice Department provided to the committees, according to Judiciary committee aides who asked to remain anonymous.

 

Kind of reminds you of John Belushi and Kerri Fisher in The Blues Brothers, doesn't it?

 

Jake:[Falling to his knees before her]

 

Oh please don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love ya baby, I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.

Women: You miserable slug. You think you can talk you're way out of this? You betrayed me.

Jake: No, I didn't. Honest. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault!! I swear to God!!

 

The copy machine broke. The server went down. The car had a flat tire. An earthquake, a terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn't my fault. I swear to God!

[pbleighton]

The entire U.S. Attorneys scandal is remarkable for its complete lack of necessity.

 

What they did originally was smelly, but in no way criminal. Had they merely told the truth, then said "if you don't like it, tough", it would have been over in a week and forgotten in a month.

 

"The coverup is worse than the crime" is commonplace in politics. This one is just remarkably silly.

 

Peter

[mike777]

Thought I heard somewhere that the person in charge of the AG's day to day and hiring and firing was a 33 year old female who never prosecuted a case. She went to law school at Pat Robertson's Christian law school. This stuff may or may not be true but didn't we(me) vote Bush in so the adults could run the government, at least the important departments? One may or may not agree with Mrs. Clinton's policy statements but one wonders how the Dems could do a worse job..except perhaps if she raises taxes and kills off the economy.

[pbleighton]

"One may or may not agree with Mrs. Clinton's policy statements but one wonders how the Dems could do a worse job..except perhaps if she raises taxes and kills off the economy."

 

Umm, like her husband killed off the economy?

 

:ph34r:

 

Peter

[Winstonm]

Thought I heard somewhere that the person in charge of the AG's day to day and hiring and firing was a 33 year old female who never prosecuted a case.

 

This would be another example of the Wolfowitz Pardigm?

[barmar]

Thought I heard somewhere that the person in charge of the AG's day to day and hiring and firing was a 33 year old female who never prosecuted a case. She went to law school at Pat Robertson's Christian law school.

Yeah, Bill Maher ranted about this on his show this past weekend. Said law school ranks in the bottom tier of the ranking of all law schools. I was hardly surprised -- his administration is full of cronies who are often underqualified (remember Michael Brown?).

 

I especially liked the closing punch line of his monologue: now that she's been brought up on charges, she's hired a lawyer who went to a real law school.

[P_Marlowe]

... but one wonders how the Dems could do a worse job..except perhaps if she raises taxes and kills off the economy.

Looking at the current US budget deficit,

anyone who gets elected will have to

raise taxes.

 

With kind regards

Marlowe

[Al_U_Card]

You guys (Americans) know you are in trouble when.....

 

On a local (french language) talk show, a 20 something punk rocker plugging his first album, when asked what is important to him, he includes the vilification of Bush et al as being the worst "thing" in the world.

 

What hath God wrought?

[mike777]

You guys (Americans) know you are in trouble when.....

 

On a local (french language) talk show, a 20 something punk rocker plugging his first album, when asked what is important to him, he includes the vilification of Bush et al as being the worst "thing" in the world.

 

What hath God wrought?

Wow what a nice life this punker must have if this is the worst thing in the world to him.

[Al_U_Card]

Nah, Mike, Its just that even a drug-addled, post-pubescent, semi-deaf and potentially illiterate musician still has enough wherewithall to see reality for what it is......

[helene_t]

Looking at the current US budget deficit,

anyone who gets elected will have to

raise taxes.

Absolutely, provided that the value of the dollar will be high enough for the government to be able to pay the tax collectors' salary by printing green pieces of paper.

 

It's funny that Keynesianism is still by many people associated with the left. The current U.S. government obviously believes in boosting the economy by running an enormous deficit. On a scale of Keynesianism it may look like

0 = Friedman (tara point for monetarism)

100 = Keynes (tara point for Keynesianism)

100000 = Bush (a silly joke about Keynesianism)

 

]Thought I heard somewhere that the person in charge of the AG's day to day and hiring and firing was a 33 year old female who never prosecuted a case. She went to law school at Pat Robertson's Christian law school.

I'm not familar with the reputation of said law school, but why would an HR manager need legal expertise? The HRM who hired me for this position at the genetics department of a university (and who is going to fire me when they find out that 98% of my work internet activity is related to bridgebase.com, lol) probably can't tell the differense between a gene and chromosome either.

 

I'd rather lke to know what HRM school she went to.

[mike777]

Sigh...sigh

 

I guess economics is really tough given all these comments.

 

For lessons..email me.....<_<

 

My AG comment was meant as a sigh...a great Bush sigh.....I hear reports she was number 3 in usa justice department.......

 

 

Yes I mean...she should be..number ......50000 after helena......I vote for her...as number 3 in usa justice ...........

 

Yes yes....I understand she is hmmm what? phd in what? :)

[helene_t]

Sigh...sigh

 

I guess economics is really tough given all these comments.

 

For lessons..email me.....<_<

 

My AG comment was meant as a sigh...a great Bush sigh.....I hear reports she was number 3 in usa justice department.......

 

 

Yes I mean...she should be..number ......50000 after helena......I vote for her...as number 3 in usa justice ...........

 

Yes yes....I understand she is hmmm what? phd in what? :)

Thanks for the job offer, Mike. If Hirsi Ali enjoys working for Bush, I'd probably like it as well. Besides, I'm sufficiently legaly ignorant to qualify for a job at the justice department. As a side bonus, I don't know anything about HRM either.

 

Only problem is that I might get problems boarding a flight to Washington. I once participated in a peace march ......

 

As for my Ph.D.: I did Bayesian statistics. You may have heard of the Dutch Bayesian statistician who calculated that the probability that God exists is 70%. Bush would proably like that kind of science as well.

[mike777]

Sigh...sigh

 

I guess economics is really tough given all these comments.

 

For lessons..email me.....<_<

 

My AG comment was meant as a sigh...a great Bush sigh.....I hear reports she was number 3 in usa justice department.......

 

 

Yes I mean...she should be..number ......50000 after helena......I vote for her...as number 3 in usa justice ...........

 

Yes yes....I understand she is hmmm what? phd in what? :)

Thanks for the job offer, Mike. If Hirsi Ali enjoys working for Bush, I'd probably like it as well. Besides, I'm sufficiently legaly ignorant to qualify for a job at the justice department. As a side bonus, I don't know anything about HRM either.

 

Only problem is that I might get problems boarding a flight to Washington. I once participated in a peace march ......

 

As for my Ph.D.: I did Bayesian statistics. You may have heard of the Dutch Bayesian statistician who calculated that the probability that God exists is 70%. Bush would proably like that kind of science as well.

ok ok

 

we all know baysian is what....100 years old...200 years old....anyway has science moved on?...anyway...anyway.... Iwas taught this stuff and that more advanced stats stuff by hmmm who?..anyway,.no one really understands this stuff except helena.

 

this bush appt, was 33 and seems to know nothing.....I vote for the helena of netherlands?

[kenberg]

"You may have heard of the Dutch Bayesian statistician who calculated that the probability that God exists is 70%"

 

Missed that bit of news. Over here we are still trying to work out the reason that God, who sees no reason to intervene in campaigns of ethnic cleansing, is expected to inflict a disaster on a Pennsylvania town because he doesn't like their biology curriculm.