jillybean Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 9 words women use…1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This isnt actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying %#$* YOU! 9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 women... can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 men....just women that turned out badly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 I am bored = wheres your credit card? Don't worry it happens to everyone = was that it? I have just dented the car = I lost control of the car while I was looking in my vanity mirror and killed 4 people on a zebra crossing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeGee Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 I have a lovely lady friend who has a very little quiet 'ok'. Over the years I have learnt that this little quiet ok means 'I completely disagree with what you say, but you are so dogmatic about it that there is no point in my arguing with you because I cannot convince you that my (female) enlightened opinion can shift your (male) ingrained prejudices'. So, whenever I hear that little quiet 'ok', I think 'Uh Ooh'. Geoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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