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we have had similar threads in the past and we agreed with these as the new ratings

 

Newbie

intermediate

Adavanced

Expert

Star

World class

 

it is now 18:55 I wonder how long before this is edited out hahahaha :)

 

[NOT LONG]

Did you forget Cheater and Cheater-plus?....lol

 

They used to have a site that calculated your "standings" placing you in a range of beg to int to adv. to exp......but they took it away over a year ago...

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list needs work but I suggest in order

 

rude

novice

beginner

fake expert

intermediate and always will be but with good personality

intermediate

intermediate because fails to plan and count

advanced when goren was alive

advanced

advanced and modest

pseudo-expert

expert

crypto-expert

star

 

:)

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how about...

 

follows suit (not an online consideration but useful)

cant count to 13

forgets to count to 13

forgets to count

bids any hand like it was (and will be with me) his last

bids his hand ignoring all information during the deal

uses bids he has "learned" whether appropriate or not

ignores signals

sends wrong signals

sends right signals at wrong time

is wrong and refuses to acknowledge it

is wrong but acknowledges it

is right and stays quiet

is right and says so

expert

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how about...

 

follows suit (not an online consideration but useful)

cant count to 13

forgets to count to 13

forgets to count

bids any hand like it was (and will be with me) his last

bids his hand ignoring all information during the deal

uses bids he has "learned" whether appropriate or not

ignores signals

sends wrong signals

sends right signals at wrong time

is wrong and refuses to acknowledge it

is wrong but acknowledges it

is right and stays quiet

is right and says so

expert

all of the above...

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how about...

he's bad, but not as bad as the player who will take his seat when he leaves

he's bad

he's realllllyyy bad

he's in contention for the worst player on BBO

 

can't follow suit, even when playing online

follows suit (not usually an online consideration but it means his computer works)

 

can't count to 13

forgets to count to 13

can count to 13, but is too lazy to be bothered with it

how many cards are there in a suit again?

 

bids any hand like it was (and will be with me) his last

bids his hand ignoring all information during the deal

uses bids he has "learned" whether appropriate or not

uses bids he has "learned", but never actually learned real meaning of bid

 

ignores signals

sends wrong signals

sends right signals at wrong time

wouldnt know a signal if it jumped up and bit him on the ass

 

is wrong, but is so clueless he doesnt realize he is wrong

is wrong and refuses to acknowledge it

knows he is wrong but acknowledges it

 

thinks he is right and says so, but is normally wrong

is right and says so

 

expert/is right and stays quiet (these two are equilavent in my book)

 

:lol:

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