jillybean Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 On a partners profile in an indy... your card, my place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zasanya Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Your table or mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Bridge is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keylime Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 The players do it with finesse thingy.... The joke about the guy maybe being short after wooing a lady at the bridge club... fruits. definitely fruits. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherdano Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Bridge is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand! Is there any chance this joke can get retired? I think all of us have read it about some hundreds of times...and it wasn't that funny the first time either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elianna Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Not a BBO id, but one of my college bridge club shirts said "coed naked bridge" on front, and "it's all fun and games until someone loses the rubber" on the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1303 Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 QUOTE (Al_U_Card @ Oct 19 2006, 10:12 PM) Bridge is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand! Is there any chance this joke can get retired? I think all of us have read it about some hundreds of times...and it wasn't that funny the first time either The first thing the new president of Bristol University did when I handed over to him was to put that as our official slogan. I refused to buy one of the bridge club t-shirts as a result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Name: White male needs glassesE-mail: Bidding-machine@braindamage.com Maybe I have a childish taste of humor but tat one made me ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Seen on Brad Mosses card I have the best partner in the world, unfortunately today I am playing with Fred < just joking > lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 if you think I am ugly you should see my husband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 length is better than strength, are we talking bridge or life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhare Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 This is bottom of the barrel, but I have always wondered what non bridge players might think about partially overheard conversations like: "I had a stiff..."...."...squeezed righty first for an extra trick..."..."...and then double squeezed both for another trick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jillybean Posted October 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Im regretting starting this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Im regretting starting this.. Yes, this thread shows that womens' bridge tournaments still have a raison d'etre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherdano Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Im regretting starting this.. Yes, this thread shows that womens' bridge tournaments still have a raison d'etre. That's not fair. I don't want to read or hear sceptic's jokes either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 Actually Arend with the exception of the first one I made up, the other two were all on someone elses ID and they amused me a bit, but the english do have a sense of humour LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1eyedjack Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 Once had a T-shirt with a quote from Sontag's Power Precision book: "Pretentious student upstart playing fancy club system" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricK Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 Im regretting starting this.. Yes, this thread shows that womens' bridge tournaments still have a raison d'etre. That's right! I've heard what women talk about when they think there are no men around. And men do need to be protected from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 That's right! I've heard what women talk about when they think there are no men around. And men do need to be protected from that. Oh really? I get the impression that men think that women talk about which guy has the most money and the biggest reproductive organ. But that's not true. Our evaluation criteria are much more subtle than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 That's right! I've heard what women talk about when they think there are no men around. And men do need to be protected from that. Oh really? I get the impression that men think that women talk about which guy has the most money and the biggest reproductive organ. But that's not true. Our evaluation criteria are much more subtle than that. Thats true, you are also impressed by his car, general dress sense and ability with small children. (Alan now wonders why he is still single) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bid_em_up Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 The Ultimate Bridge Joke A cleaning woman was applying for a new position and when asked why sheleft her last employment, she replied: "Yessir, they paid good wages, butit was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game calledBridge and last night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bringin the refreshments, I heard a man say: "Lay down and let's see whatyou've got." Another man says, "I got strength and no length." Andanother man says to the lady: "Take your hands off my trick." I pretty near dropped dead just then when the lady answered: "You forced me. Youjumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise. Anotherlady was talking about protecting her honor, and two lades were talkingand saying, "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you canplay with mine. Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, Ihope to die, if one of them didn't say: "Well, I guess we'll go home now.That was the last rubber!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 I was about to return.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 I was about to return.... consider it a warning shot fired across your bow....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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