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Based on suggestions on this forumi watched and enjoyed 24 and battlestar galatica recently. Just saw something funny about 24's Jack Bauer. My favourites:

 

 

Things you should know about Jack Bauer. They might save your life one day.

 

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

 

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Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

 

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If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

 

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Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

 

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If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

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