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Ah yes, the LBW laws...

 

As Willow would say to Stumpy, "Well young Stumpy, a batsman is out LBW if the umpire judges that the ball hits the batsman's leg (or any other part of the body, with the exception of the gloves if the gloves are holding on to the bat), and would have gone on to hit the wicket:

 

EXCEPT if the ball pitched outside leg stump, he shall be given not out.

 

EXCEPT if the ball struck the batsman outside of the area between the two sets of stumps AND the batsman is making a genuine attempt to play the ball.

 

EXCEPT if the ball struck the bat or gloves when holding on to the bat BEFORE striking the leg.

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Some of the fielding positions and other expressions from cricket must sound pretty weird to outsiders:

 

Third man, slip, gully, night-watchman, googly, chinaman, doosra, protected area, popping crease, no ball, wide ball, byes, leg byes, timed out are just a few examples.

 

You really should be at a cricket ground and have an expert by your side to tell you about the various details when they happen. TV is ok, but there is no substitute for the real thing.

 

Roland

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Was listening at work. Was quite hopeful at 84-0 even though Banger had repeatedly tried to get out before he actually managed it. That turn an afternoon depressing very rapidly...
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Some of the fielding positions and other expressions from cricket must sound pretty weird to outsiders:

 

Third man, slip, gully, night-watchman, googly, chinaman, doosra, protected area, popping crease, no ball, wide ball, byes, leg byes, timed out are just a few examples.

 

You really should be at a cricket ground and have an expert by your side to tell you about the various details when they happen. TV is ok, but there is no substitute for the real thing.

 

Roland

Stick the telly on and listen to Test Match Special on the radio at the same time. Works wonders for learning the game.

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At lunch on the final day of WI vs India. WI are 72-3. Chris Gayle is 28no off 100 balls. Is this possible? Chris Gayle only on 28 off 100? WTF?
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Well we lost. I blame my dad for being a jinx on seeing his first international....

 

Harmison was superb - 3-31 off his 10, only got hit in his last over. But Sajid Mahmood's poor first two spells gave Sri Lanka momentum and Jayasuriya and Jayawardene took full advantage. We only split that partnership on a comedy run-out and hadn't looked even remotely like doing it ourselves up to then. Dalrymple and Collingwood did well to get any control back when it looked as if Sri Lanka were headed for 350+, but the entire ground is still wondering why Strauss brought back Mahmood, especially when Bresnan had just bowled a couple of tidy overs.

 

In reply. Strauss and Trecothick seemed to give their wickets away quite cheaply, and although we almost dragged it back on the Duckworth-Lewis comparisons, we just lost wickets at crucial moments, just as we were getting some momentum. Bell and Colly did OK, KP was great considering he was a cripple for most of his knock and Dalrymple at least had the balls to have a go. GoJo got a shocker from Darell Hair. To be honest, we always looked as if we had conceded 30 too many earlier on.

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To be honest, we always looked as if we had conceded 30 too many earlier on.

What do you expect when you concede 42 and 34 extras (Lord's and the Oval respectively)?

 

Roland

Don't think every England fan hasn't noticed that. The collective groan every time the umpires called a wide was getting more audible with each occurence.

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Next Question - will England have eleven fit players by the end of the summer. Colly is a doubt for the remaining ODIs now, Vaughan needs more surgery and KPs knee seems a magnet for errant cricket balls. What next? Trescothick to choke on one sausage too many?
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And - soon time for England vs Pakistan!!

Don't hold your breath. The current English team is not the same as last summer - far from it!. Maybe they will earn a draw because most of Pakistan's fast bowlers are injured.

 

Roland

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I'll be at Lord's tomorrow hoping for a good start.

 

I did get this last time I was there when we bowled Australia out for 190 on the first day of the Ashes. Of course that day would have been better if we had not been 21-5 a very short time later.

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We got a little lucky (big understatement) with a few dropped catches, but all credit to Cook and Colly for taking advantage. Now we should push on, get 500 and give Hoggy's hand an extra day to heal. Having said that, Strauss got an inside edge on his lbw and KPs was reckoned to be going over the top, so these things balance out a little.
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At the end of the day, if you can't hold your catches, you don't win test matches, something we discovered at the Lord's test.

 

Having said that, if the weather stays nice I can't see the result being anything other than a draw. Danish Kaneria is no Muralitharan.

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