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Are the tabloid writers running out of adjectives yet?

 

Sean

Worse as they've stopped covering it and Platini, being French and trying to reduce the number of teams in the Champions League, is a much easier target for the next week.

 

Then the Six Nations starts and I'll need to decide whether I'm English or Scottish for the tournament. Decision next Saturday at 6pm!

 

I'll start discussing cricket again when we have a team.

 

p

Oi, Gipson, NOOOOOO!!!! Make your call now like a proper supporter! To think you would even start to consider yourself a Sweaty is sending chills up my spine.

 

Anyway, now Jonny is back, we will be kicking their backsides - at least until he is injured again. I give it 23 minutes.

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Oh dear. I was actually hoping England didn't get to the final of this stupid tournament. They need a rest more than they need 2 more hammerings.
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Oh dear. I was actually hoping England didn't get to the final of this stupid tournament. They need a rest more than they need 2 more hammerings.

Don't worry, they won't get to the final. Everyone's entitled to a lucky strike.

 

Roland

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It now seems time for a delusional one-victory-does-make-a-summer post. After all, given the sh1te I've had to put up with over the last couple of months, it seems foolish not to completely over-indulge the moment and play it up for far more than it is actually worth. Here goes then:

 

COME ON THE MIGHTY ENG-ER-LAND!!! World Cup Glory is surely only just around the corner. Who can stop us now? Certainly not the convicts!! And we still have the mighty KP to come back in and newfound King Of The Swingers Jimmy A too! ITs all over, none of you should even bother turning up.

 

Nurse...

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Australia helped out England by beating NZ, now if England beat NZ, they are actually in the finals :P

 

Sean

Even if NZ had won, England could still have qualified with a bonus-point victory. As it is now, just a straghtforward (no, that word shouldn't exist when discussing England) one will suffice.

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Today was a bit of a surprise. I had a bet with my husband that only two of the finals games would be required. I suppose I can still win!
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So that was McGath's excuse for dropping Bell?

Birthday, old, sun got in his eyes, over the hill, and a white Bell ... sorry, ball :o

 

170-1, 15-3. Complacency was punished. The Aussies deserved what they got. Overall they are much better than England, but the Poms are not girl scouts from Whoollaboolla.

 

Roland

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Humph. England start playing some vaguely decent cricket as soon as I cancel my sky sports subscription. Not fair.

 

Still, well played England for actually winning a trophy this winter.

 

My records suggest that out of the two going this winter, it seems to be 1-1. Therefore a drawn season down under doesn't seem to be that bad a result(!)

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Thanks boys.

 

From now on, Frances may never go and see another match and Mark may never take out a subscription to Sky Sports - ever!!

Indeed. Highlights only of those two - too busy playing bridge/sleeping to watch them (although there was a Sunday morning vote from my husband to watch teletext for a while)

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... too busy ... sleeping to watch them

Not a valid excuse. What a luxury! You can sleep when you get old. Meanwhile, enjoy life, and is there anything more enjoyable than cricket?

 

Cricket is life, the rest (sleep included) is mere details!

 

Roland

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