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Bell was unfortunate to get a good ball straightaway.

Excuse me, a number 3 batsman was "unfortunate to get a good ball straightaway". Perhaps he should have approached McGrath and asked him:

 

"Hi mate, could you bowl a few looseners to begin with, please?. I would like to play myself in".

 

"Sure buddy, take guard".

 

Out was Bell for a second ball duck. He should surely have had a word with McGrath right away.

 

"That's no fair, mate. You didn't keep your promise. That ball was too good for me".

 

Roland

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Oh Monty, Monty. Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty Panesar!!!

 

I believe I suggested earlier in this thread that Saj and Monty for Gilo and Anderson was the way to go. And it seems someone has given Harmy his Christmas present - a new radar - early this year.

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Is there anyone out there who sincerely believes Australia arent a lock to win this inside 4 days ?

 

No I mean, sincerely - in your heart of hearts. What was that? Oh yes, I just had a flashback from Day 5 Adelaide.

 

nickf

sydney

I am embarassed to admit I was wrong. Very wrong. The poms may even bat past drinks in the first session on the fifth day.

 

nickf

sydney

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On the 12th day of Christmas Punter gave to me:

12 champion aussie cricketers

11 disconsolant poms

10 more days for duncan

9 catches for gillie

8-fer for pidgeon in melbourne

7-hundred Warnie wickets

6-teen clarkie wickets

5-0 after Sydney

400 runs in a day

300 for hussey

2 easy victories

and a little urn called the Ashes

 

and a very merry christmas to all cricket fans, whereever you are and whoever you support.

 

nickf

sydney

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On the 12th day of Christmas Punter gave to me:

12 champion aussie cricketers

11 disconsolant poms

10 more days for duncan

9 catches for gillie

8-fer for pidgeon in melbourne

7-hundred Warnie wickets

6-teen clarkie wickets

5-0 after Sydney

400 runs in a day

300 for hussey

2 easy victories

and a little urn called the Ashes

 

and a very merry christmas to all cricket fans, whereever you are and whoever you support.

 

nickf

sydney

The Aussie's hardly have 12 champion cricketers. They certainly have more than England, but they aren't really a patch on the some of the teams when Steve Waugh was captain - in those days a world XI would be almost totally Australian, nowadays you would have Ponting, of course, and still probably Warne (but for how much longer?) and maybe Hussey.

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The Aussie's hardly have 12 champion cricketers. They certainly have more than England, but they aren't really a patch on the some of the teams when Steve Waugh was captain - in those days a world XI would be almost totally Australian, nowadays you would have Ponting, of course, and still probably Warne (but for how much longer?) and maybe Hussey.

 

Gilchrist is on the scrapheap already?

 

Sean

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The Aussie's hardly have 12 champion cricketers. They certainly have more than England, but they aren't really a patch on the some of the teams when Steve Waugh was captain - in those days a world XI would be almost totally Australian, nowadays you would have Ponting, of course, and still probably Warne (but for how much longer?) and maybe Hussey.

 

Gilchrist is on the scrapheap already?

 

Sean

I would play Sangakkara ahead of him as batsman/keeper.

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There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Giles can't bowl, especially against Australia; he is simply not a test bowler. Pietersen spun the ball more than Giles did and actually attacked the batsmen, all Giles did was try to contain.

 

Mat Runs HS BatAv 100 50 W BB BowlAv 5w Ct St

 

unfiltered 53 1394 59 20.80 0 4 141 5/57 40.12 5 32 0

filtered 8 226 59 16.14 0 1 18 4/101 55.00 0 7 0

 

Who has someone with a bowling average of 40 on their team? (filtered is against Australia) To claim he is an allrounder is just a waste of time. What I find absolutely unbelievable is that a test spinner with 141 wickets has never had a stumping!!! This should tell a story also.

No Test stumpings? Actually Ashley Giles has 9 wickets through stumpings, plus whatever chances have been missed (GOJ has been the keeper for many of Giles' Test Matches).

 

One of the victims was Sachin Tendulkar, another was Australia's best player in the 2005 series.

 

As for "all rounder", nobody claims that Giles is the best allrounder ever. However, the standard mark is 1000 runs and 100 wickets.

 

It took Giles 43 matches to achieve this landmark, exactly the same number as Andrew Flintoff!

 

Shane Warne has also got 1000 runs, but it took him 58 matches to achieve the feat.

 

Of course England should have played their best bowler in every Test Match - that's what the whole country was crying out for - but a couple of years ago before England had a spinner available Ashley Giles did perform a useful role.

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Warne in photos

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/6196235.stm

 

"I'd like to go out on top. It's been an unbelievable journey... but my time is now."

 

Warne is one wicket away from becoming the first bowler in Test history to claim 700 wickets, with the fourth Test starting on 26 December on his home ground in Melbourne. The Test is expected to break the previous attendance records of 90,800 for a single day and 350,354 for the whole match.

 

Roland

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It's offical, Warne has retired from all international, dmoestic and club cricket. There is a counterpoint though, he will honour his contract with Hampshire through to 2008.

 

Sean

No more Warney? Or McGrath?

 

We're gonna win the Ashes, we're gonna win the Ashes (in 2009)!!

 

*Dances around his room*

 

On a more serious note. Since this thread is now the longest running on the forum, it is apparent what the most important things in life really are!

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