sceptic Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 WOMAN'S DIARY: Thursday 20th Sept 2005 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep. MAN'S DIARY: Thursday, 20th September 2005 Spurs lost to Man Utd. Gutted. Got a shag though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badmonster Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Mine are mostly ice cream though there have been nice moments with cream suaces, soups clotted and whipped cream. In fact while I have some happy pizza memories and like fresh mozzarella most of my favorite dairy moments have nothing to do with cheese, and none with skim milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 My best moment was going into the cow-shed and seeing the cows having their nipples squeezed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Oh thought it said DAIRY moments SORRY folks!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 My best moment was going into the cow-shed and seeing the cows having their nipples squeezed.... sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted April 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Tuesday 4th April Caught my wife again She has to go I contacted local hitman to do the job for me, But alas, I cant afford him he offered me advice on how to do it myself I have a gun and one bullet, left over from the Falklands war he said if you have only one bullet, the best way to do it, is to, shoot her under the left nipple This is not going to work I said, I want to kill her not kneecap her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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