sceptic Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Ability to think Logically I just feel that if this were not the case we would be backin the dark ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 The ability to infuriate his famale cohabitating partner by leaving the toilet-seat up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 ...The ability to confuse his female cohabiting partner by leaving the toilet-seat down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 ...The ability to adapt his excretory habits when his female cohabitating partner has put a Yale lock on the toilet-door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aisha759 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 A sense of humour, wit, charm, generosity, patience, manners, honesty, brains..why? you figure it out (if you have brains) :) And if you dont have all those, then a big bank account will suffice :rolleyes:why? you figure it out if you're generous :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 The ability to keep a relationship going when female partner no longer co-habiting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 We can read maps. And we don't need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 A few weeks ago I participated in two different commitee meetings in the local housing community. Here's the minutes from comitee A:- Hey, we need new sofas for the living room, don't we?- Sure, what about some lighter-colored furniture? I'm sick of all this dark-blue stuff.- Those sofas we have are all fine and besides we don't have any money.- Should we go to Ikea next sunday, then?- Why, we're not going to by sofas, why do we need to go to Ikea?- It's such a charming store, and we can have breakfast there, too, in the restaurant, and talk about things.- I hate Ikea, especially on sunday, then I'd rather just go ordinary dead.- Ok, let's move on with the agenda. Niet Lullen Maar Doen (NLMD, don't gossib but act)- Hey, that's a good one for our NLP training, what could we use as a slogan ... "Niet Lullen Maar ...." ... "Praten?"- Well, not exactly .... (and so on and so on, after one hour we still hadn't decided anything nor done anything). And here's the minutes from Comitee B:- Hey, this board is way too low. Let's lift it. Give me a hammer.(Klonk Bonk Crash Auuuuw!)- Hey, this panel is in the way. Can you screw it out?- No, this f....king screwdriver is not up to it, let's just smash it ...(Klonk Bonk Crash Auuuuw!)- We will need to turn the holders by 45 degrees. Do we have some suitable panels to mount them on?- No, we need the blacksmith to do that, I'll talk to him on monday.- Ok, see you next weekend then. Bye. You can probably guess which of the two commitees was dominated by men and which by women ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 our ability to pretend we don't get it, as helene said here :P http://forums.bridgebase.com/index.php?sho...=0entry125071 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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