slothy Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Slothy: Hi Opray. Oprah: Hi Slothy. Welcome to my show. (image of Slothy banging his fist on computer table, as the endplay misfires in Unibridge tourney, pans the screen behind the stage). Before we continue my name is OpraH with an h, and yes i have become very rich through people washing their dirty linen in public....actually peoples sheets arent made of linen anymore more like viscose nylon mixes... Slothy:Thank you for asking me to come on your show. May i say, took me 6 years to realise that your production company is called Harpo coz it is a palindrome of your first name (spelt backwards). Oprah: Well yes Yerfniw doesnt kinda roll of the tongue does it? So before we talk about your acute sexual dysfunction you suffer on Thursday evenings after watching a re-run of BayWatch (The Wilderness Years), i want you to talk to us about FD. Why do you like it so? Does it affect your sex life? Do you feel that it abuses you? (Oprah looks into Camera 2 and shakes one of her chins knowingly) Slothy: Well. Sure Oppy. I started using FD about 5 weeks ago. For the first 3 days i found my use of swear words that are commonly used in the Swedish Realism Film genre increased by a factor of 12 and that i was developing a mild case of self-induced Tourettes Syndrome. This subsided when i actually realised what i was supposed to do. Oprah: OK. Now about your sex prob.. Slothy:But, when i finally grasped the basic principles and started putting in the bids and continuations i found that it really made me think about the system i played, certain sequences i hadnt really thought about, and re-interpreting certain continuations. So i found myself going onto BBO and using BBEdit .... Oprah: (Camera 4 pans to Opray fiddling with her mother-o-pearl buttons on her Versace [not alfredo] blouse) yeah, yeah, so how often do you .... Slothy:... 3 or 4 times a nite, sometimes doing it for a couple of hours.... Oprah: ok so you said you had a problem with not allowing people to interrupt you when you were talki.... Slothy:...and building up a repetoire of convention files. So although it was hard at first... Oprah: ok so it was hard at first...STOPPPP (oprah gets boom boy to wave a red card to the audience) ... lets talk about that... Slothy:...i found that once you understood about putting conventions in separate file and navigating the hierarchy and using copy and paste sub-trees effectively it was not as tekky as people think it is.... Oprah: (Oprah whispers into microphone and asks Show Producer whether Tourettes Syndome is infectious) ..ok Slothy nice... we have David Hasselhoff on the videolink. Hi David....by the way cant make lunch on Friday. So, BayWatch and Slothy's problems. What are your views on FD? David: FD? Whats that. Is in on after Friends Series Four Rerun 3 on CBS? (david unbuttons his top button and flexes his left and right pecs in syncopation). Just want to talk about my new single i have... Slothy:...so i recommend it to everyone to use. Simply because it makes you think about your system and if you build it up with a regular partner it is easy to edit and share. The other can do part of the FD system card whilst you work on another, and you can dress up your system and cross-fertilise.... Oprah: ahaaaaaa...fertility? cross-dressing? lets talk about that? So how has cross-dressing affected your fertility Slothy?.. Slothy:...ideas about how you want your system to develop. (Slothy gets billboard from behind his chair and has it facing Camera 3 Please read my other thread about Lucas and Crowhurst in the forum. I would like them. Its a cool and a very useful tool. Oprah: Well thank you David...will call ya sometime within the next year.Thank you Slothy (oprah's eyes go into an unconscious roll) for enlightening us about FD. After the break i will be talking to Sanska from Oregon about how frustrating she finds it when people who play Polish Club dont alert their 1!C responses and then when you talk to them in Polish because of their flag they say they are Malaysian living in Bolivia...(Oprah smiles to Camera 5 and a twinkle of light glistens off her left molar) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted February 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL i was told by an unknown stirrer that there is a Shaska living in Washington State (just South of Seattle). May i say this is pure coincidence and i take no responsibility for any identity confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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