Poorbridge article - 10 New Year resolutions

[badderzboy]

http://www.poorbridge.com/?misc=13

 

Brought a smile to my face has anyone any additional ones

 

Steve

[Free]

There's a new coup of the month, check it out! :)

[candybar]

New Year’s Resolutions for BBO players

 

I will stop telling 6 different people at once that I will play their team match.

 

I will stop expecting TDs to know anything about the Laws of Duplicate Bridge.

 

I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand on the mouse.

 

I will not play poker, blackjack, or craps while playing bridge.

 

I will not play any no-psyche tournaments.

 

I will get dressed before supper.

 

I will not check my email every time I am the dummy.

 

I will stop expecting Experts to know how to defend a hand.

 

I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, whether I need to or not.

 

I will remember to go to bed each night.

[MickyB]

There's a new coup of the month, check it out! B)

Nice one Free :D Doesn't seem to work on BBO though :(

[ochinko]

There's a new coup of the month, check it out!  :D

Nice one Free :D Doesn't seem to work on BBO though :(

It still might work in the local club or against an intoxicated opponent. I've met such people in a tournament. They won't even remember it clearly afterwards, so they'll hate you with a lesser passion. B)

 

And a resolution that I literally wrote in a noteboook a couple of months ago:

I will never take a non-needed finesse again.

[Fluffy]

Very nice one!