42 Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Hi!If you are bored or you want to make some face-gym or your TFT is too clean, train this 42 times. And loud, please :) step 1: Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch? step 2: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch? step 3: Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch? :) wdpC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Playing for the squeeze is percentage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Playing for the squeeze is percentage....wellknown as the feared LIPTONGUEY-SQUEEZE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpace Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Funny, I was saying this while playing a swiss times match. How time flew (and bidding boxes and boards). The trick was to duck and go down to the bottom in order to make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 try this one "I am not a pheasant plucker, I am a pheasant pluckers son, I only pluck the pheasants when the pheasant pluckers done" repeat six times until you have it word perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echognome Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. Swedish :)Sju sjösjukliga sjömän sköttes av sjutton sköna sjuksköterskor.(Seven seasick seamen were nursed by seventeen beautiful nurses.) I å ä e ö å i ö ä e å.(In the stream there is an island and in the island there is a stream.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walddk Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 And this one in Danish (it makes sense): Far, får får får? Får får får? Ja, får får får? Nej, får får ikke får, får får lam. Roland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 I å ä e ö å i ö ä e å. Yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearmum Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 I å ä e ö å i ö ä e å. Yikes! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nancylh Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Am I on the right post? What to do until the next board comes up? You guys must have had Suess's "Fox in Sox" read to you too many times! I pet my cat. Go to the bathroom. Get a drink. File my nails. Make idiotic trivial conversation. nancylh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 I post idiotic topics and replays on some forums I know :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Hello everyone Is it nap time now? I study my system notes, while waiting for a new board. A tiny sip of water also helps. Pure of heart and pure of mind. You have got to be kidding? Someone besides me is spending way too much time on the net. Regards? Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack_hh Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Go to the bathroom. Get a drink.Wrong place. Or wrong order. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guggie Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 electronic jig saw puzzle, my most recent addiction sider solitaire with 4 suits (dont try.. you get hooked) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 You guys must have had Suess's "Fox in Sox" read to you too many times! I pet my cat. Go to the bathroom. Get a drink. File my nails. Make idiotic trivial conversation. nancylh and what, might I ask, is the problem with having read or been read "Fox in Sox"? I guess that, instead, one could have been read "Fox on Knox", or "Fox on Sox on Knox",.................certainly better than "when tweedle beetles battle in a puddle in a bottle........" You are right, sad to say.Get a drink (strength dependent on partner), do work, answer IMs, do honey-do's, pet the cat (try to get the cat into the house): I can relate to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SherryP1 Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Get a drink (strength dependent on partner), wonder what you need to drink when i am your partner. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 Get a drink (strength dependent on partner), wonder what you need to drink when i am your partner. ;) I admit nothing in public forum, especially when someone is within striking distance!!!!!!!! DHL :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 "How many sheep could a sheep-slitter slit, if a sheep slitter could slit sheep?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 A sheep-slitter would slit as much sheep as a sheep-slitter could slit if a sheep-slitter could slit sheep. What happened to the wood chucks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 What happened to the wood chucks? Not enough profanity involved in the tongue-twister.....rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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