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Today I heard another one:

If a suit is played the 1. time and the 10 appears -> the Q is with the 10.

The lady who made that statement (82 and very experienced :) ) said, that this rule is astonishing often true, she watched it over a longer period :P

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The Q is always over the J

Do you mean to say that the queen is not always over the jack? Are you sure?

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The Q is always over the J

Do you mean to say that the queen is not always over the jack? Are you sure?

*hehe* That is of course the place where she belongs, but what in life is certain?

 

Another rule:

Every player got the cards that he deserves.

 

I am not really sure how it goes together with

Holding a 2-way tenace combination, finesse through the opponent you dislike most.

Does the most disliked player always hold the missing honour because everybody finesses through him, or does an a.....e never hold good cards, so you must break this rule and finesse against his partner? :D

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In newspaper column/textbook play problems the answer is always "duck a diamond".

 

(This is analagous to the well-known chess problem theory: the answer is always to sacrifice your best piece)

 

If you're playing a match against a team of professional bridge players, arrange it to start as early in the morning as possible.

 

If you're playing a match against a team who have full-time day jobs, arrange it for late on a Thursday or Friday evening.

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The Q is always over the J

Do you mean to say that the queen is not always over the jack? Are you sure?

*hehe* That is of course the place where she belongs, but what in life is certain?

And sometimes the king is over the queen, and sometimes not and he needs to be handled with finesse. Queen over Jack, vice versa, King over Queen and vice versa. Sort of makes for flexibility (physical and otherwise) and intrigue. LOL Reminds me of a player at a club at which I used to play (when I used to play) who seemed to enjoy telling his partner/ dummy to "Mount that Queen" when lho played the Queen and dummy had the King. Tsk Tsk....Bridge Players..........................................................................

 

DHL

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