Winstonm Posted October 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Now for something completely different." Monty Python viewgraph commentary on the forcing pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1eyedjack Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Don't trump ah say don't trump your partner's full house, honey-bun" Foghorn Leghorn to his departing wife as he is left to babysit the egg for the evening while she goes for an evening's Bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSilver Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Bring me a higher club.--Steve Winwood, covering the opening lead in dummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmar Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 You eeediot!--Peter Lorre, after watching his partner go down in a cold slam in The Maltese Falcon Or Ren (of "Ren & Stimpy"), for more modern viewers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebound Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 "Till we meet again, and the slam is claim-ed." - Inspector Clouseau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 You eeediot!--Peter Lorre, after watching his partner go down in a cold slam in The Maltese Falcon Or Ren (of "Ren & Stimpy"), for more modern viewers. ROFL. I confess I was thinking of Ren & Stimpy when I read that one hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Four score and zero years ago Harold Vanderbilt brought forth a new game, conceived in genius and dedicated to the proposition that tricks are scored for game only if they are bid. We will soon be engaged in a great bowl to determine whether this game or any game, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it will never forget what they bid here. Especially if it's a slam off two cashing aces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeGee Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 I don't know if this is general or UK only, but because of health and safety regulations it's become the practice to include the following warning on food products and bridge clubs:- Caution: may contain nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 "Because dat's where da money is." Pretty Boy Floyd on why he only bids games and slams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayos Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 Second hand slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ochinko Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 That reminds me of "Third hand thinks". An actual quote (from Danny Roth, if I'm not mistaken). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted November 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 Scarlett: "Don't you want to know why I player her for the diamond Queen?" Rhett: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." On losing the mixed pairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted November 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 "My partner is awful. If I could just play all the hands. My back hurts. I won't play until I get a new contract." Terrell Owens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted November 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 "The French have this dish where you dip bread into melted cheese. They call it fondue. I think I'll borrow that idea but instead cover tortilla chips with melted cheese and call it nachos. Hey, it worked with Plafond." Harold S. Vanderbilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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