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"The players on this team have some odd nicknames."

 

"Who's sitting North?"

 

"That's right."

 

"What's right?"

 

"No, What is South."

 

"What?"

 

"Right."

 

"But who's North."

 

"I told you. Who."

 

"That's what I'm asking you! Who is North?!"

 

"Exactly"

 

Bud Abbot and Lou Costello

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"The players on this team have some odd nicknames."

 

"Who's sitting North?"

 

"That's right."

 

"What's right?"

 

"No, What is South."

 

"What?"

 

"Right."

 

"But who's North."

 

"I told you. Who."

 

"That's what I'm asking you! Who is North?!"

 

"Exactly"

 

Bud Abbot and Lou Costello

Is "I Don't Know" the director?

 

Don't ask "why?'.....He's East.!!!

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Ben Franklin:

 

A little overbidding may breed mischief...for want of a jack, a contract was lost; for want of a contract, a match was lost; for want of a match, a championship was lost.

 

A benevolent player should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his partner in countenance.

 

Never leave for the next round a bid you can make right now.

 

 

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. (This may have nothing to do with bridge, but it bears repeatiing.)

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Well, Johnny's in the North seat, givin them a doublin'

I'm in the South seat, playin' for the government

Man in the trench coat, badge out, laid off

kibitzin with a cough....wants to get it paid off

Look out kid it's something you did

Gods knows when

but but he's finessin you again

better duck all your kings and queens

lookin for few wins

Man in the cookskin cap

in the big pen says he wants 11 tricks

you only got 10.

 

Bob Dylan

(Sung to the tune of Subtarranean Homesick Blues)

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I read the news today, oh, boy,

about a man who almost made the grade

Although the news was rather sad

I just had to laugh and

I saw the photograph

 

He went down 3 in one cold slam

He hadn't noticed that an opp showed out

The open room all stood and stared

They'd seen his face before

No one was really sure if he would

ever come back for more

 

The Beatles

 

A Day in the Life of a Bermuda Bowl Contestant

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