JSilver Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Different bids for different kids.--Sly Stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherdano Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 There is no such thing as a free finesse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1eyedjack Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 "Next time, we get our retaliation in first" -Judge Dredd, cca 1980, on discovering the wisdom of preemption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Shhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet.....I'm pwaying Wabbits!" Elmer Fudd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "The players on this team have some odd nicknames." "Who's sitting North?" "That's right." "What's right?" "No, What is South." "What?" "Right." "But who's North." "I told you. Who." "That's what I'm asking you! Who is North?!" "Exactly" Bud Abbot and Lou Costello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoTired Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 North: "I play Updoc." South: "What's Updoc?" North: "Nothing, you silly wabbit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1eyedjack Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Is it safe?"Dr Christian (The White Angel) Szell (Marathon Man, 1976) preparing to play KJxx opposite A9xx for one loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "The players on this team have some odd nicknames." "Who's sitting North?" "That's right." "What's right?" "No, What is South." "What?" "Right." "But who's North." "I told you. Who." "That's what I'm asking you! Who is North?!" "Exactly" Bud Abbot and Lou Costello Is "I Don't Know" the director? Don't ask "why?'.....He's East.!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Learn balance first. Balance good. Bridge good." Miyagi to Daniel Laruso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 All bridge is suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "To bid, the impossible bid!" Don Quixote to Sancho Panza at the weekly newplicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSilver Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Ben Franklin: A little overbidding may breed mischief...for want of a jack, a contract was lost; for want of a contract, a match was lost; for want of a match, a championship was lost. A benevolent player should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his partner in countenance. Never leave for the next round a bid you can make right now. They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. (This may have nothing to do with bridge, but it bears repeatiing.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSilver Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 An IMP saved is an IMP got.---Thomas Fielding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "What has justice to do with LOTT?" From Billy Budd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Gort. Klaatu barrada nicto" (Gort: Klaatu bid out of turn.) Patricia Neal: The Day the Game Stood Still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Well now you don't talk so loud; now you don't seem so proud, about having gone down on that last deal. Well how does it feel?" Bob Dylan (Sung to the tune of Like a Rolling Stone.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Is it safe?"Dr Christian (The White Angel) Szell (Marathon Man, 1976) preparing to play KJxx opposite A9xx for one loser. what a *great* movie i don't want youto be true i just wanna bidslams with you foghat, sorta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Well, Johnny's in the North seat, givin them a doublin'I'm in the South seat, playin' for the governmentMan in the trench coat, badge out, laid offkibitzin with a cough....wants to get it paid offLook out kid it's something you didGods knows whenbut but he's finessin you againbetter duck all your kings and queenslookin for few winsMan in the cookskin capin the big pen says he wants 11 tricksyou only got 10. Bob Dylan(Sung to the tune of Subtarranean Homesick Blues) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 I read the news today, oh, boy,about a man who almost made the gradeAlthough the news was rather sadI just had to laugh and I saw the photograph He went down 3 in one cold slamHe hadn't noticed that an opp showed outThe open room all stood and staredThey'd seen his face beforeNo one was really sure if he would ever come back for more The Beatles A Day in the Life of a Bermuda Bowl Contestant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSilver Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 i don't want youto be true i just wanna bidslams with you foghat, sortaI believe Willie Dixon is responsible for that lyric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSilver Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Bid softly and carry a Big Club.--Teddy Roosevelt Alternative: Bid sofltly and carry a sharp axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1eyedjack Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Bid softly and carry a Big Club.--Teddy Roosevelt Alternative: Bid sofltly and carry a sharp axe. Lizzy Borden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSilver Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 You eeediot!--Peter Lorre, after watching his partner go down in a cold slam in The Maltese Falcon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 i don't want youto be true i just wanna bidslams with you foghat, sortaI believe Willie Dixon is responsible for that lyric. yes indeed, he wrote the original lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted October 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Bid your hands you sons of bitches" Rooster Cogburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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