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I swear I did not have UI with that woman!

 

Wm. J. Clinton

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Not quite the same, but is calling 3NT after a tortuous and bizarre auction somehow analogous to calling 'Mornington Crescent'[1]?

 

"Life is good for two things: playing bridge and teaching bridge." ~ Poisson

 

"If I were your partner, I would put poison in your tea."

"And if I were your partner, I'd drink it." ~ retort courtesy of Churchill.

 

"Like all overbidders, I mistook -1400 for par." ~ Sartre

 

[1] If you're not British and you don't know, probably best not ask

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"Accidents will happen in the best regulated partnerships" - Charles Dickens, David Copperfield.

 

"Happy partnerships are all alike, every unhappy partnership is unhappy in its own way" - Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina.

 

The first is true. I don't know about the second.

 

Eric

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I know what you're thinking....did he follow to three trumps are only two. To tell you the truth, in all this excitement I lost track myself. So there's only one thing to ask yourself. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk? Do you feel lucky?

 

Dirty Harry

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Here are some of Alfred Sheinwold's:

 

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself".

 

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"Since the average person's small supply of politeness must last a lifetime, he can't afford to waste much of it on bridge partners".

 

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"One advantage of bad bidding is that you get practice at playing atrocious contracts".

 

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"There are only two acceptable reasons for not leading partner's suit. 1) Having no cards in the suit - 2) Sudden death".

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"Of course we are [maried]. Do you think I would live in sin with an idiot like him?"

- Anonymous woman, in reply to Marty Bergen. She had a verbal fight with her bridge partner about whos fault it was that they ended up in the wrong contract.

 

Some silly remarks that came up during not-so-serious BBO matches:

- "Don't wory, hearts always break"

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- "The road to hell is paved with diamonds"

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