Hello! I'm attempting to learn how to play this fascinating game, but I find myself a touch overwhelmed by the complexities of it, and I was hoping to get some advice on... various questions. I feel I should state at this point that I'm an expert poker player (having played professionally or semi-pro for five years), as well as a pretty useful backgammon and Scrabble player; your standard highly competitive games-obsessed sort, in short. I'm sure I have a good chance of being a pretty good bridge player, too, but I'm having some trouble overcoming the initial "utterly clueless" stage. All help would be greatly appreciated, but, specifically; 1. I see a lot of bad poker players, every day. Obviously, they're always welcome at a poker table, but I suspect that my incompetent Bridge play will not be so warmly received on BBO. I see the "relaxed" games lobby, but just how relaxed is it? If I blunder onto a table and bid (and play) like a chimp, will I make lots of enemies? 2. I've discovered a couple of online resources for beginners; the Durham University pages are quite good, but I could definitely use more. Any links to helpful content aimed at novices would be warmly received. (I have lots of expert-level material; my parents were experts, and I have inherited a lot of literature on the subject, but it may as well be written in Esperanto for all the use it is to me. I also have a bunch of A4 pages of my father's system notes. Again, incomprehensible - a link to a glossary of Bridge terms/notation would be particularly useful here). Thanks in advance!