MY HAND S: AKT85432 H: AKQJT D: VOID C: VOID IN MY EARLY DAYS OF BRIDGE I THOUGHT I NEEDED (22 HCP) TO OPEN (2C) WITH THIS HAND. (12 SURE TRICKS DIDN'T SEEM ENOUGH) THE BIDDING ME OPP PARTNER OPP 1S P 1NT P ? I KNEW THAT I SHOULD DO SOMETHING DRASTIC TO DESCRIBE THIS HAND SO I UP AND BID (7H). ONE OPP DOULED BECAUSE HE HAD TWO ACES AND SOME (KINGS). PARTNER PASSED BUT IT DIDN'T REGISTER TO ME THAT HE PREFERRED HEARTS TO SPADES, SO I PANICKED AND BID (7S) WHICH THE OPPONENT DOUBLED. I CAN'T MAKE (7S) BECAUSE SPADES BROKE (J94) (Q3). WEST LED THE (AD) RUFFED BY ME AND I LED THE (ACE OF SPADES). WEST THOUGHT NOONE WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO BID (7S) WITHOUT THE (AKQ) OF SPADES SO HE "FALSE CARDED" THE (JS). MY (KS) DROPPED THE (QS) AND MY (TS) TOOK THE (9S) SO I MADE (7S*). PROBABLY MOST FOLK JUST BID (4S) OR (6S) MAKING SIX.